Where are the cool guys in New York hiding?

So, almost all of my girlfriends in NYC are single, and there is only one possible explanation for that: Guys are idiots. But, we already knew that. It's really ridiculous. I have so many beautiful, talented, FUN, smart, stylish friends—trust me, there is nothing not to like. The number of tools they come across in this city just really blows my mind.

One typical New York guy—the absolute worst kind—is the social climber. He uses girls to go to Fashion Week parties; meet her other hot friends and to get into the coolest clubs. And his texts usually read something like: "Ping me later, babe!" Ping me? Please. If a guy said that to me, I wouldn't be talking to him, let alone ping-ing him. What, is it supposed to be impressive that he has a Blackberry?
Another guy, of course, is the player. Sometimes the player vibe can be detected within seconds, and sometimes it takes a few weeks. In the beginning, he calls (CALLS, not texts) when he says he will, and even *gasp* takes you on these crazy things called dates that people supposedly went on in the 1960s. But then, things slowly start to fizzle. After a week of zero communication, he'll send a text that says something like: "Hey stranger! Long time no talk. Let's get together for a drink this week." Then again, no response until a week later (undoubtedly after he has been weighing all his options), another text: "Hey stranger! Things have been so crazy at work, but let's get together this week, k?" No buddy, it's not OK. And fucking quit calling me "stranger." (Maybe she wouldn't be such a stranger if you made it a priority to hang out!)

Where are the Matt Damons of the world hiding? I'm sure Matt was a playboy at one time too, but I'm choosing not to believe that. Nothing can knock Matt off the pedestal I have place him on—he just seems so cool and nice. (Anyone who disagrees with me is not my friend.)

So, for my NYC readers—do you know where in the world the cool guys are hiding? (And I don't mean quarterback of the football team cool. Just normal, self-secure, guys-guy cool). For everyone else: Where do you usually meet just regular, fun guys?