Ok, so I've always prided myself on the fact that I don't have cellulite. Now of course you know it can't possibly be true that I don't have any, but honestly, I have very little. I've got a few slight ripples on the the inside of my thighs, and an ever so slight ripple is visible on my tummy, usually when I've gained a few pounds.
However, to my horror, I notice a few, um, dimples on my arms the other day that I had never noticed before. You know from this post how I feel about my arms, so the last thing I need on them is cellulite. Yikes. That is just.not.cool.
Looking at this picture of Mischa Barton's cottage cheese ass makes me instantly feel a whole lot better. I'm pretty sure I can get rid of my new "dimples," or at least reduce them, but there is not a lot homegirl can do about this mess of a situation. This photo was taken a while ago—you know, before she got cokehead skinny again, but I'll bet you a million bucks those lumps are there to stay. Mischa supposedly hates to exercise, and well, it shows.
Girls: What's your cellulite sitch, and how do you deal? Guys: How harshly do you judge a girl when you see a few lumps and bumps? (Be nice!)
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cellulite - eh. tramp stamp - NO WAY.
ReplyDeleteI don't think anything can top your friend Peter's comment -- love it!
ReplyDeleteJust like I started buying wrinkle cream at 15 (growing up in South Florida, I probably should have started sooner), I'll by any cream that says firming, cellulite, etc. I figure it can't hurt right? Even if it is just me falling prey to a genius marketing campaign.
Haha. Check this out: http://www.theluxuryspot.com/2009/10/17/your-tattoo-stupid/
ReplyDeleteThe WORST tramp stamp I've ever seen!!!
You are so right, Alison. Just using the products makes you feel like it's "working." I convinced myself that this Redken volumizing hair spray was working WONDERS on my hair for the longest time until I realized it, um..wasn't.
ReplyDeletemischa barton wears ed hardy?
ReplyDeletefor real?
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, what would I do without you, Flip—I uploaded the wrong photo! I just updated it with the right one. Sorry guys! I suppose the Ed Hardy AND tramp stamp should have been a clue. ha
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize it wasn't her, i just couldn't believe she was actually wearing that, i can sleep much better tonight knowing that wasn't her.
ReplyDeleteHaha, wouldn't want you to lose sleep on my account! Glad we cleared this up!
ReplyDeleteok i am glad cellulite is not a huge turn off. i don't have a ton. i have more stretch marks than anything. and i hate them. HATE. i think it's from getting fat really quickly in college (thanks pizza and beer at 2 am almost every night) and then losing the weight, but whatever the reason i hate them and am totally self-conscious about them.
ReplyDeleteDon't stress the stretch marks...what are you supposed to do, not lose weight because you don't want stretch marks?? haha (I guess not gaining weight in the first place would solve that problem, but c'mon, who didn't gain weight in college?!)
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