Tuesday, October 20, 2009

What creepy shit do you do on Facebook?

So I joined Facebook for the same reasons most people do: to stay in touch with old friends; keep tabs on ex-boyfriends; to help me find a date on Saturday night when I'm feeling lonely—you know, the usual. Right, so I'm obviously kidding. Well, not about the first thing of course. Facebook is also an awesome source to see who's gotten fat, or skinny; who's on their second marriage or getting knocked up for the third time before the age of 30....all that good stuff. 

 Ok, so I'm getting off topic. Lately I've been going a little bananas with the friend requests. The other day I requested to be friends with these two guys I babysat for when I was in high school. I totally love these guys, but the fact that they are like Nick Jonas's age, totally puts me in Creeper territory. I even wrote them a little message and said something along the lines of: "I can't believe how grown up you are!" Lame. They didn't write back, and I don't blame them. 

So now that I'm writing this, I guess my little confession isn't all that creepy, even though it did make me feel like a bit of a loser. I think I just wanted an excuse to say "creepy shit" a few times. 

But anyway, I guess my question is: What creepy shit can you even do on Facebook? What do YOU do? 

6 comments:

  1. I guess everyone is just way too creepy on facebook to comment here.

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  2. Haha, THANK YOU. I thought everyone would be blowing this post up. Guess not. Well, Flip, why don't you start us off by sharing...

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  3. Well, my ex boyfriend's new girlfriend has no privacy settings on her profile so you can guess how irresistible that is!

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  4. I did the same thing! They were twins and I'm older than you and they are older than the Jonas's, but it was very funny.

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  5. Haha, I'm glad I'm not the only babysitter creeper, Julie! And Footloose, spying on an ex's new gf can be so addictive, right? It's like you don't want to look, but you can't help yourself!!!

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  6. i can't stand it when people have privacy settings. i want to know what you LOOK like please!!

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