Saturday, September 12, 2009

Two Turntables and a Microphone

Last night Jenn and I went to Abe and Arthur's for the Charlotte Ronson party. I had never seen Samantha Ronson (Lindsay Lohan's on and off gf) DJ, so I was looking forward to it.

 OK, so I have never really understood why straight girls make out with other girls for fun or have an "experimental" phase—until now. I don't know what it was exactly, but Sam definitely has sex appeal; there was just a really attractive vibe she was giving off. I seriously started wondering if making out with another chick is something I should try just once, and I was feeling a bit weird and confused. But then Jenn said, "Isn't she hot?!" Phew, I'm normal. 

 I've never had lesbian thoughts or tendencies before, so this was a new feeling for me. I guess Sam brings that out of people. Her appeal was her cool confidence when she was making her music selections and scratching records (so hot!); she was also prettier in person. 

Sam killed it with every song she played, but Jenn and I went NUTS when "I Gotta Feeling" by the Black Eyed Peas came on. Party song of the YEAR!

Here's me giving Sam my sexiest stare. She didn't want anything I was selling. You know back in the day when you were at a New Kids concert and all you wanted was for Joey to lock eyes with you (well, oddly, Jon was my favorite)—that's how I felt about Sam. She never looked my way, not once. Fail. 

Don't worry mom, I'm not turning bi-sexual, and I probably won't ever kiss a girl, but I can't make any promises if I Sam and I ever cross paths again. 

Side note: Nicky Hilton and Kirsten Dunst were also at the party. Nicky looked really skinny and Kirsten (surprisingly) looked really good and fresh—she was wearing a black blazer with a white button-up shirt and a black tie. I saw her take down a shot right before she left—I guess rehab didn't quite work for her. It's OK Kiki, I wouldn't be able to quit hittin' the bottle either. An.y.way...

Has anyone put kissing a girl on their bucket list? Better yet, have any of you girls ever kissed another girl?! Oh, do share!


  1. Sorry, no taboo stories to tell but I do want to chime in to tell you that what you experienced is quite normal, just that few admit it. I love women and have no interest in experimenting but I am confident enough in my sexuality to recognize when a guy has got "it". For ex: I totally get why you girls react the way you do over Johnny Depp. He is just so laid back and quietly confident. That is very sexy and I wish Johnny would teach classes on that! LOL! And back in the day when he was in his prime, I thought Antonio Banderas was the hottest guy on the planet. Would I sleep with him. No. But did I envy him, hell yea! The guy exuded sexy! So enjoy the reaction you got from seeing Sam. after all, being a down to earth girl who isn't afraid to discuss her inner feelings is VERY SEXY ;)

  2. Thanks, Joe, glad I'm "normal" in your book! Guys, girls, doesn't matter—if you got it, you GOT. IT. hehe :)

  3. lol, wow pretty cool you saw those people ;) and yes, i too can relate to that Ellen! when women exude sexiness, oh I cannot keep myself from staring lol but no i am not looking the other way. It's all just a matter of admiration for beauty, and yes, that may have crossed my mind.. curiosity-a scary thing lol, but I don't think I can ever do something like that lol

  4. I reached out and grabbed Joey's arm last October at the NKOTB concert here in Atlanta. He cowered away. So I feel you on that front. And I agree with the other sentiments stated - if someone has sex appeal, it doesn't matter what chromosomes you have, you notice it.


  5. Glad you can relate, O! I DOUBT I'd ever participate on any girl-on-girl action, but it is strange how you can recognize another female's sex appeal. People who are good at what they do and passionate about it is always appealing to me, so I think that played a big part in my reaction to Sam.

    Shannon, who was your favorite New Kid???

  6. And guess where she got it...AMERICAN EAGLE! I was so jealous, I was just in there and totally missed it somehow. There's no shame in my game though, you better believe I'm going back to get the exact same vest!!!