Monday, March 22, 2010

Have you ever been caught gettin' busy?

I did a reporting gig for the April issue of Glamour on this very subject, and some of the stories I heard were beyond mortifying! One involved a guy getting caught walking around his girlfriend's apartment nude in sky-high platforms, and another couple got busted by a COW! I can easily say it was one of the most fun assignments I have ever done. Yes, I get paid to talk to people about their sex lives. I'm quite good at it, actually. I don't know if it's my no holds barred approach (no question is off-limits!), or my sweet southern accent that makes people feel comfortable opening up about things they'd only tell their BFF. Can you just picture me asking someone, "So he stuck the vibrator...where?" Haha!

The all-time best "caught" story is Jim's apple pie incident in American Pie. God, I love that movie. (I've reference it before here.) His dad's masturbation talk was pricelss: "I have to admit I did a fair bit of masturbating when I was younger. I used to call it stroking the salami. You know, pounding the pud. I never did it with baked goods, but your Uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake five to six times a day." And if memory serves me correctly, there was also a brief clitoris chat. Umm yeah, I think plenty of guys could benefit from that one!

So tell me: Have YOU ever been caught gettin' busy? Spill it--I know you have! And check out the Glamour stories here. Which one is your favorite?

8 comments:

  1. i look forward to reading these responses ;)

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  2. SO funny! I loved the couple who got caught while talking about Wheatabix. :)

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  3. Haha-On the beach once. We were covered with a blanket and we were only lit by some kid's lighter, so no big deal. But it was a definite mood killer!

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  5. No one else has stories?! FAIL.

    Yeah, I can imagine George. I always thought it might be "sexy" to get caught, but in reality, I'm sure it's more awkward than anything..

    And I liked the Wheatabix one too, Rosemary! So funny. Parents aren't as naive as we'd like to think.

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  6. Hahaha...George I totally forgot about that! Stupid beach-hippies!

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  7. ugh, i totally had an incident, but i totally failed and forgot about it when you were working on this story. i even remember getting all indignant when you were like, surely you have a story. and i did...because i am a ho bag.

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  8. haha, The! I just know you have an um, adventurous spirit! haha. Ohh yeah, didn't your incident involve a 19 year-old French boy?? Or am I making that up?

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