Thursday night Liza and I went to see The Back-Up Plan. (This is no time for judgment, people.) The movie was just as I suspected it would be: cheesy and predictable. So why did I see it? To stare at J.Lo for an hour and 38 minutes, of course. I know I've said in the past that Eva Mendes and Khloe Kardashian are two of my girl crushes, but seeing J.Lo on the big screen again bumped her up to the numero uno spot. I mean, just look at her.
This is obviously an old school shot, but she wasn't too far from this in the movie. And hello momma has twins! Whatever crazy detox or maple syrup diet she's on is WORKING. I know fad diets are unhealthy and torturous, but if this is the result then it seems more than worth it. Don't worry, guys, you know I don't have enough willpower to actually go on one!
When I first moved to New York, I went through a phase where I wore huge gold hoop earrings all the time. People would stop me on the street and ask for directions in Spanish because they assumed I was Hispanic. I'd do my best to help: "Caminar derecha...es dos calles..." but it didn't take long for them to realize it wasn't my native tongue. I was annoyed by these presumptions at first--I mean, it is possible to have bushy eyebrows, thick legs and gold hoop earrings and not be Hispanic! But then I took it as a compliment. I wanna be Jenny from the block!
So yeah, J.Lo (I will always refer to her as this) is my all-around celeb idol. Beauty, style, talent, personality--she has it all. Who's yours?