Yesterday in New York it was humid as HELL. I was sticky and sweaty and my thighs were rubbing together in the most uncomfortable way. Even though I had on a cute T-shirt and skirt outfit, I felt anything but attractive. And I really didn't realize just how short my skirt was until I dropped my metro card and had to bend over to pick it up. I felt a draft, panties were exposed, a few men stared, Oopsie!
I walked around the rest of the day getting nods and "Isn't it a beautiful day?" comments from random dudes. Actually, I'm hotter than shit and I'd really appreciate it if you'd quit eye raping me, is what I wanted to say, but I ignored it. It was harmless enough. But then as I walked towards a guy sitting on a bench with his friend, I heard him say, "There we go. Yeahh, there we go." Eww eww eww. As I quickly walked past, now with my ass in sight, I heard a loud "There. we. GO!" I yanked my skirt down and scurried out of his view as fast as I could.
This is the type of girl who is begging for that attention. I, am not. Plus, I don't know what he was getting all excited about—my ass is looking more Lindsay Lohan than Rihanna these days, and that just isn't not cool. I swear, I think my glutes have become immune to every single exercise I know—it's getting harder and harder to keep my derriere perky. Oh lord, yes, I am approaching 30. Nooo!
Ohh and remember this post when a guy called me a "dime PIECE" when I was all sweaty after a workout? Umm yeah.
An.Y.way. Girls, are you with me? Who else hates this unsolicited attention in the summertime? And guys, do you have anything to say in your defense?