2009: What a year it's been!

As you know, 2009 hasn't exactly been the best year of my life, but I'm so happy that I decided to document everything here on this blog to share with all of you! One day, soon I hope, I'll be able to look back at this time in my life as a minor hiccup on my journey to success and riches. 

I'm going to take this opportunity to look back at my favorite posts from the last five months. (Has it been that long already?!)

1. I was used and abused as a laundry bitch.

2. I had a very public orgasm experience over FREE soup.

3. My alter ego—What up, gangsterrr!?

4. I got TMI raunchy-style for the first time here. 

5. NYC douchebag hatin' was goin' on here. 

6. I got waaaay too competitive in yoga class.

7. I remembered the greatest, coolest, kindest, most badass man that has ever lived here. Miss you, Dad!!!

8. My love letter to Samantha Ronson. XOXO

9. Pop-Tarts!!!

10. Celebrity Flashback! Channing, Nick, Romeo—call me ;)

11. I introduced you to the Bean Bitch. 'Nuff said.

12. I blamed NYC for my fat ass here. 

13. My Glamour photo shoot: Walk of Shame!

14. I admitted it, I'm no smarty pants.

15. NYC party snobs. The usual suspects: Headache Girl, Miss Moody, Miz Fab.

Aww, fun times! Well I hope everyone has a safe and FUN New Year's Eve! You better believe I'll be posting Photo Shoot Friday tomorrow, so check back in!

Tell me: What was 2009 like for you?

What's your alter ego?

I was recently catching up on the Housewives of Atlanta reruns (love that show!), and saw the episode where Nene produces an alter ego photo shoot with the rest of the ladies. She wanted Kim to be a black woman trapped in a white woman's body, but Kim wasn't having it. Instead, she was a mistress. (Apparently she doesn't understand the concept of alter ego. It's not supposed to be so relative to your REAL life, Kim!)

Nene, I would have owned that shit if you had asked me. I'm half Greek, half Gangsta'. I've been listening to rap music since the age of...I'm not sure...but I started way too young. I remember listening to Too Short at swim meets to get pumped up before my races. I didn't understand half the things he was saying (like, I could not for the life of me figure out why he spelled out h-e-a-d at the beginning of his song "Cocktails." You should have seen my face several years later when I learned what it meant!), but I loved the beats and overall sound. I went through a No Limit phase, a Cash Money phase, and as you know from this post, an Eminem phase. Currently, Rick Ross, Lil Wayne and T.I. are my favorites. Whenever I hear rap music, something inside of me just gets really excited.

Sadly, I'm not as knowlegedable about it as I used to be. I just don't have the time to keep up with it. Plus, I feel like every time I turn on BET to attempt to catch up on the newest rappers and songs, it's either gospel hour or The Parkers are on. Not cool. Even so, I'd say my alter ego is "Ghetto Fabulous." I have it in me, I just need to discover it again.

What about you: What's your alter ego??