Yesterday the bathroom at work was smellin' funky FRESH, y'all. Oh. my. lawd. It was bad. Now, thank goodness I wasn't actually in the bathroom when this shit (pun intended) was going down, but I can only imagine the effort that went into producing that gnarly stench.
Everyone at one time or another has been a culprit of this disgusting crime. Sometimes, you just can't help it. It's a lot better to just go ahead and do your biz-nas than to be worried about accidentally farting in front of your boss or during a staff meeting. As gross and embarrassing as it is, my advice is to be as quick as possible. Don't sit in the stall forever waiting for someone to leave, run the water or flush the toilet. Everyone knows what you're up to in there, so you might as well get it over with so the smell doesn't linger forever.
Confession: I spent quite a bit of time contemplating whether or not I should post this. What will my mom think? And will all five of the guys that occasionally frequent my blog think I'm a super-raunchy psycho? Maybe. And then I started thinking I could possibly be turning into Britney Spears. Everyone thought she was a nice, innocent Southern gal at first, and now look at her. Oh my gosh, is this where it all begins? First, it's writing about taking dumps at work, then I'll walk into a gas station bathroom without shoes on, and then...oh lord, make it stop!
Whoa, I need to calm down. An.y.way. Tell me friends: Is handling your "business" at work a DO or a DON'T? And do you have any funny work bathroom stories? I'd looove to hear them!
Everyone at one time or another has been a culprit of this disgusting crime. Sometimes, you just can't help it. It's a lot better to just go ahead and do your biz-nas than to be worried about accidentally farting in front of your boss or during a staff meeting. As gross and embarrassing as it is, my advice is to be as quick as possible. Don't sit in the stall forever waiting for someone to leave, run the water or flush the toilet. Everyone knows what you're up to in there, so you might as well get it over with so the smell doesn't linger forever.Confession: I spent quite a bit of time contemplating whether or not I should post this. What will my mom think? And will all five of the guys that occasionally frequent my blog think I'm a super-raunchy psycho? Maybe. And then I started thinking I could possibly be turning into Britney Spears. Everyone thought she was a nice, innocent Southern gal at first, and now look at her. Oh my gosh, is this where it all begins? First, it's writing about taking dumps at work, then I'll walk into a gas station bathroom without shoes on, and then...oh lord, make it stop!
Whoa, I need to calm down. An.y.way. Tell me friends: Is handling your "business" at work a DO or a DON'T? And do you have any funny work bathroom stories? I'd looove to hear them!
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