Mariah Carey: Can you spot the levels of fugliness?

Ok, so I had made an executive decision not to do an Oscars fashion post because I knew everyone else would, but this shiteous photo of Mariah Carey keeps popping up everywhere, and I feel compelled to break my silence. Can someone please tell me how a multi-MILLIONAIRE can get it so wrong? It looks like she went shopping at Cache (does anyone remember this store at the mall?) for the biggest night in Hollywood.

I actually feel a little bad ripping into Mariah like this because she's really talented. The girl can sing. I even love her song "Obsessed," which is about my boy Eminem. (And you KNOW from this post how I feel about him.) I also kind of don't hate her husband, Nick Cannon. I interviewed him one time and he was surprisingly cool. (A little toolish, but cool nonetheless.) When I first met him, he complimented the Mr. T chain necklace I was rocking and gave me a fist pound. He was also an open book about pretty much everything, which is every reporter's dream. I mean, he kinda has to be if he wants to stay on anyone's radar, but still. I digress.

For these reasons, I am doing to let you do the rest of the smack talking. Hmm...I spot one, two, three...SEVEN levels of fugliness here. What about you? What's wrong with Mimi's Oscars look?