Who would star in the screenplay of your life?

The other day when I was talking to my mom on the phone she said, "You know, I think someone should write a screenplay about your life." Yeah, that would be umm..cool. Mmm hmm...yeah...mm hmm..great idea, Mom. I gotta go... "And Sandra Bullock should star as you," she added without skipping a beat. Right. 

Don't you just love how parents support you when it feels like no one else will? Though, their opinions usually don't hold as much weight as everyone else's because they're supposed to think you're the best/prettiest/most talented. Like, my dad used to actually call me Sandra (Bullock) and Liza, Julia (Roberts). He even complimented by "beautiful knees" on a regular basis. My knees? Really, Dad? Bless him. 

Sandra, you're HIRED! Get ready for our acceptance speech. I envision it will be something like this, only we'll be in custom made couture gowns. 

So what about you: Who would star in the screenplay of your life?

Golden Globes: Fashion Recap

Who watched the Golden Globes last night? I tuned in, but periodically flipped to Keeping Up With The Kardashians—the dramz sucks me in every time. Anyway, there were lots of fashion hits, and a few misses. Here's a quick red carpet recap:

January Jones looked a bit overdone at first glance, but she ended up being one of my favorites of the night. I loved her dramatic ruffle sleeve and bold red lips. She's just so darn gorgeous, and you know that's saying something coming from me 'cause I don't give props to blondes often.

Sandra Bullock gets my vote for best hair—those side waves are beau-TEE-ful! 

It would be impossible for Marion Cotillard to look bad (and her makeup did look gorge), but I was just so-so about her dress. I like the roman shoulder style, but the high slit and lace slip look underneath isn't really working for me. It's like make a decision: Do you want a short dress or a long one?

Cameron Diaz rocked in red! This is the work of Rachel Zoe I do believe. The sleeves and draping in front is cool and classic. Two thumbs up, Cam.

Christina Hendricks has killller curves and she wasn't afraid to show them off in this Christian Siriano gown. I wanted to love it, but I just don't. Strapless is hard to pull off on most people, and with cha chas like hers, it's even harder. Bonus points for wearing her hair down though!

Mariah Carey never gets it right. Ever. It should be illegal for people with millions in the bank to look so shiteous all the time. Ick.

I've loved Emily Blunt ever since The Devil Wears Prada. I'm digging this blush colored gown—it's not amaaazing, but the fit is good and it looks pretty against her porcelain skin.

I can't say Penelope's Spanish-inspired gown was a favorite, but she's just so beautiful. It's like, kind of ridiculous. And she's married to Javier Bardem. Some bitches have it all, don't they?

So tell me: What were your fashion hits and misses of the night?