Wow, I bet I now have a hundred new guy readers from that title alone. Last night we celebrated Jenn's 30th--I mean 23rd birthday--here's how it went down.
After Jenn sent out the party invite, she emailed me and said, "It looks too...too...Asian. Why does it look so Asian?" Um, Jenn, the last time I checked you were Asian. And trust me, that is not a bad thing. It's hottt. This kind of looks like an advertisement for an escort service, no?
Here's Virginia, Nicole, Ariel and Jenn at the pre-party. They're all fashionable. And fabulous. Obvi. Me? Um, yeah, I was wearing an American Apparel V-neck tee and Converse, which is why I won't be in hardly any of the pics today.
Dumplings! YUM. I don't think I have to even tell you that I stayed close to the snack table the entire time. I didn't see many other girls noshing on the food--just the guys. I'm not sure what that says about me? I want to be the girl at the party who drinks her dinner instead of eats it. (That was my mistake--I didn't eat a thing beforehand, so I was starving! But still...)
Fancy chocolates, mmm. They looked too pretty to eat though, so I didn't touch 'em.
I didn't catch this guy's name, but I snapped a pic of him because he was baking an apple pie right in the middle of the party. Sadly, I didn't stick around long enough to sample the finished product.
I love to embarrass Jenn, so I made her this pin. If she had worn it in a place where people would have actually noticed it, like on her boob or her ass, I have no doubt she would have been swapping spit with several lucky suitors last night. Or, maybe she did. Jenn, is there anything you need to tell me?
Here's Jenn with the other birthday girl, Melissa. Lookin' good, ladies!
How awesome is this pic? It totally looks like it should be on the cover of Nylon magazine. No joke. And can we discuss Jenn's lace bodysuit from TopShop? So hot. Only Jenn could pull off something like that. I don't even want to try to imagine what it would look like on me.
I'm totally jeals of Virginia's fur jacket. Shoot, I wish I had asked her where she got it! I'd like a fur (faux, of course) jacket. And a new camera. Oh whattaya know, my birthday is coming up soon! Hint hint ;)
Here I am with the birthday girl. Get ready to do it all again soon, Jenn! Now that I think about it, I don't even have any plans for my birthday. Does anyone have any fun suggestions??So, what's everyone up to this weekend? Tonight I'm going to an H&M/Jimmy Choo party, and Saturday I'm babysitting. Until 3 in the freakin' morning. I'm that desperate for cash. Fun times. Oh, and just because it's Friday, tell me, what do you like better: Beer or hot Asian chicks? My vote is for hot Asians. Duh.
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