Showing posts with label the juror movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the juror movie. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

I've been summoned to jury duty. HELP!

I learned everything I know about jury duty from the 90's Demi Moore flick, The Juror. And based on that, I think it's suffice to say that I am scared shitless. It would be just my luck for a member of the mafia to select me to be their bitch and force me to convince the rest of the jurors that the man on trial would never hurt a fly, let alone another human being. Fellas, I am not the woman for the job, trust me. I can't even convince my boyfriend to buy me a box of tampons at the drugstore.

I know a lot of people try to get out of jury duty, but I think I'm just gonna go with the flow. I mean, everyone has to do it at some point, and it's never really going to be convienent. Although, if I do get selected for a jury, I'm going to be offended. Don't they want jurors who don't know shit about...shit? You already know from this post how insecure I am about my intelligence, so this just might push me off the ledge.

So tell me: What is jury duty like? I read online that there's free WiFi. Should I bring my laptop? And what do I WEAR? Argh, this is just weird.