Wanna knock boots?

No, not with me--with him. I saw a Craigslist posting yesterday from an 18 year-old virgin on one of my new favorite websites, The Luxury Spot. He's looking for that one special lady to "lose it" with. And by special, I mean anyone with lady parts who is ready and willing for a hot, sexy, 60-second rendezvous.

He lives in Brooklyn. I find it hard to believe that he can't find one skank to do the nasty with. Especially because fifth graders are giving out BJs in the back of school buses like it's a handshake. But, I feel for the dude. Being an 18 year-old virgin these days is the new 40 year-old virgin for guys: SOCIAL SUICIDE. It would be the equivalent of a character on Gossip Girl wearing last year's Prada. Unthinkable. However, I don't know if it was smart of him to broadcast his business on the web. The harassment he is undoubtedly getting from his friends can't be worth it. Good luck, guy!

Just thought I'd lighten up the mood a little. What's the funniest ad on Craigslist you've ever seen?