Showing posts with label awkward guys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label awkward guys. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

"You look better...are you wearing makeup?"

Umm yeah, that is what some bonehead bank teller said to Liza today. Her response, "Uhh, I always wear makeup." Then he responded with something like, "Shoot, I was hoping you wouldn't say that!" Dude, the next time you're wondering why the hell you haven't been laid in over nine months, remember that moment. I almost don't blame him though—I can see how someone as pretty as my sis would make a guy all flustered and idiotic, but geeze, get.it.together MAN! This is the same guy that stepped out from behind the glass window a few months ago to tell Liza that her dress was "see through." Listen Creepy-creeperton, it's called sheer, and I don't even want to know why you were oggling my sister so thoroughly. Ick!

This is just as bad as telling someone they look tired—possibly worse. But to be fair, we've all said something at one time or another that totally came out the wrong way. Actually, just the other night my boyfriend told one of my friends that she "looked like a hotter and younger" version of herself. WTF?! He totally meant it as a compliment, but you can see how offensive it came across. We'll chalk that one up to too many beers! 

So girls, has this ever happened to you? And guys, have you ever had an awkward moment like this with a girl when everything just came out the wrong way??